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Ambushed by the gang, Rhona and Leanne are trapped as the building burns down around them. It looks as though Willy Whelan has triumphed in this final stand-off. But will Patrick betray his ex-love, Leanne, so easily?
Meanwhile, with gang insiders dispatched to kill him, DJ Sound as F*** is set to meet a grim fate in the juvenile detention centre.
In the dramatic finale of Witless we discover whether Patrick really has crossed over to the dark side, if it's the end of the road for DJ Sound as F***, and whether Leanne and Rhona can make it out alive.
Leanne and Rhona need to lure Willy Whelan to their fake Tudor Banquet, so that Baz can try to kill him "with hammers". An undercover escapade in a beauty salon convinces his wife to snap up the tickets. But there's a hitch. Unbeknownst to them, some leaked information means their plan is riskier than they first thought. And after eavesdropping on a secret plot by Baz and his friends, Leanne starts to get cold feet.
In this gripping penultimate episode, Leanne and Rhona risk it all in their outlandish Tudor-themed stunt. Meanwhile DJ Sound as F*** faces up to his crimes.
Leanne and Rhona turn super sleuth, tracking the rival Bristol gang down to a kebab shop. Disguised as good cop/bad cop, the girls put on a performance they hope will trick the rival gangsters into doing theirdirty work - bumping off Willy Whelan.
But these hardened crooks aren't what they seem. Meanwhile, DJ Sound as F***'s marriage to Brigid is looming. And Patrick's unlikely online friendship takes a romantic turn.
Leanne is flourishing in her new 'wit-pro' identity as estate agent of the month, Julie. But things aren't as rosy for Rhona, toiling away as a cowboy-hatted waitress in a theme restaurant.
A chance meeting leads to an emotional reunion and, after a near-fatal encounter with a gang hitman, they remember someone who might just be able to help them.
Meanwhile Patrick sinks deeper into a life of crime, but a mysterious correspondent gives him a glimmer of hope. And DJ Sound as F*** is not cut out for life with his unusual companions.
Could things get any worse for Leanne and Rhona? Their gung-ho attempt to frame nemesis Willy Whelan has backfired. Now, Rhona finds herself trapped in Willy's secret weapons room as his henchman One-Pack closes in, and Leanne is cornered by trigger-happy teen DJ Sound as F***.
Meanwhile the gang have uncovered Patrick's secret - he's been helping the girls - and now he'll have to pay. With surprises coming thick and fast, how will the girls escape their most deadly scrape yet?
Posing as mourners, a disguised Leanne and Rhona attempt to infiltrate gang member Ian's funeral, taking them to the heart of the gang and face to face with brutal boss, Willy Whelan. But they'll have to act fast - their mouthy neighbour Jackie has some information that could blow their cover.
Meanwhile, with the evidence stacking up against him, DJ Sound as F*** struggles to evade the police. In this nail biting series finale, we find out whether Leanne and Rhona can pull off their audacious plan and make it out alive.
Rhona and Leanne hatch a daredevil plan to get out of Witness Protection and back to their old lives. Patrick is willing to go to extreme lengths to help them, but Rhona is keeping a secret that could scupper everything - and it's proving hard to keep schtum.
Meanwhile, DJ sound as F*** is chuffed to be given a new job by gang boss Willy Whelan and the police investigation in to Appraisal's disappearance takes an unexpected turn.
It's time for Rhona and Leanne to find out the truth about Patrick's shady criminal connections – and Leanne has a bombshell of her own for her ex-lover.
In Bristol, after a visit from DC Wilton, a desperate DJ Sound as F*** comes up with an outlandish plan to frame his nemesis for Appraisal's murder. And, determined to uncover the identity of the illusive, Charlie Little Pockets, Benny pays a visit to Jackie… but will she betray her former friends?
Having stowed away in a caravan, Leanne and Rhona wake up to find themselves hurtling full speed down the motorway… but where are they heading, who is the mysterious driver, and how will they escape this accidental road trip?
Meanwhile, DJ Sound as F*** proves he has balls and earns a new found respect from the gang, much to the annoyance of Benny; and with news of Ian's death reaching their formidable head honcho, Willy Whelan, the gang are gathered together and ordered to find the girls.
After stumbling upon a gangland shooting, flatmates Leanne and Rhona enter the Witness Protection programme… but unbeknownst to them, the criminal gang are tracking them down.
When they learn that a corrupt cop has leaked their safe house location the girls have no choice but to go on the run. But before they've even managed to get out the door they've got two big problems: hit-man Benny is moments away and they've just accidentally shot their overbearing neighbour Jackie.
Trapped and unable to trust the police, they'll have to solve this dilemma on their own. Can Leanne's dubious acting skills help them to make an escape before their assailant closes in?
The net is closing in on Leanne and Rhona. Will Forrest lead the gang to the girls? Will Appraisal crack under pressure from the police? Could the discovery of the murder weapon be the girls' ticket home?
Patrick contacts Leanne out of the blue but Rhona is insistent that she cuts all ties with her former lover. Meanwhile, their nosey neighbour, Jackie, overhears something that could lift the lid on their double life. In Bristol, the police re-examine Mrs Hobbs' murder case and Sergeant Forrest comes under pressure to reveal the whereabouts of the girls.
After arousing the suspicions of their scary neighbour Jackie, Rhona enlists Leanne's help to blend in on the estate. But their attempts to win Jackie over backfire, forcing the girls into a series of increasingly uncomfortable lies. DJ Sound as F*** makes a discovery that could lead him to the girls, and Sergeant Forrest gets an unwanted houseguest.
The girls need to get Leanne's bag back from criminally connected Patrick's house. But discovering a closely guarded secret of Patrick's leads Leanne to become more deeply involved. Meanwhile, there's aseedy secret in the police force and the girls might not be as well protected as they think.
After witnessing a gangland killing, flatmates Leanne and Rhona are placed in witness protection. Leanne leaps at the chance to create an extravagant alter-ego whilst Rhona is determined to get back to her oldlife. After Leanne's ‘acting' threatens to blow their cover Rhona decides to take matters into her own hands.
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