When Guillermo is injured, Nadja takes him to Urgent Care. Colin has trouble feeding.
Coverage of a local water main break brings unwanted attention to the vampires.
Colin runs for office, Nandor makes a new friend and Nadja reconnects with her roots.
The vampires help Sean host a Pride parade. Nadja helps her doll achieve a long-held dream.
Nandor and Laszlo have a night out with Sean and his friends while Nadja discovers the source of her bad luck.
Baby Colin reaches that awkward age.
Guillermo has a visitor from overseas.
The mansion gets a makeover.
Nandor and Laszlo air out their differences on a hunting trip at an isolated cabin, Nadja has a girls' night, and Guillermo reconnects with his family for the first time in twelve years.
Guillermo loses his mind trying to help Nandor plan the perfect vampire wedding.
The vampires endure the private school admissions interview process.
The vampires take a trip to the secret Night Market, where all the supernatural creatures gather to barter and haggle.
Opening night of Nadja's vampire nightclub is threatened when the big musical guest cancels.
Nandor's search for love is finally successful, and Nadja realizes her lifelong ambition of opening a vampire nightclub.
The vampires return from their world travels to find their mansion on the verge of collapse, and a freakish new creature in the house.
The housemates grieve the loss of one of their own.
Colin has a birthday and a vampire says goodbye.
Nandor is persuaded to reject vampirism and pursue a healthier lifestyle.
Two travelers are shipwrecked and a doll runs away from home.
An ancient beast escapes and threatens the existence of all vampires everywhere.
Justice is served, both vampirically and also in small claims court.
The vampires embark on a road trip from which they may never return.
An old flame returns and an ancient vehicle is resurrected.
A forbidden artifact is used to help Nandor court a health club employee.
Guillermo's fate hangs in the balance as the vampires receive a promotion.
The vampires try to survive without Guillermo, while they prepare to attend the most exclusive event on the vampiric social calendar.
When Nandor and Laszlo are abducted by a coven of witches, the others must venture Brooklyn to rescue them.
Nandor's old familiar from the 1970s returns to Staten Island, Guillermo leaves to serve a new master, and Nadja and Lazslo revive their musical act.
The vampires offer shelter to an old nemesis who's down on his luck.
After a vengeful enemy from the past appears without warning, Laszlo flees his home and goes into hiding to avoid certain death.
Colin Robinson gets promoted at work and his new power threatens the balance of power in the vampire house.
While the vampires fear they've been electronically cursed, Guillermo tries to thwart a deadly threat to his masters.
The vampires attend their first human Super Bowl party, while Guillermo's search for virgins uncovers a deadly threat.
The vampires hold a seance to deal with a ghost infestation, which leads to a larger ghost infestation.
Nadja and Laszlo's new familiar poses problems for an increasingly anxious Guillermo, and the vampires enlist the services of a local necromancer.
Guillermo runs a DNA test on Nandor and finds out that he has a descendant living in Staten Island. Nadja calls to her lost love Gregor... and his current incarnation, Jeff, comes looking for her.
The vampires are chosen to host the biannual vampire orgy, and worry that it may not be successful. Nandor hungers after Guillermo's friend, and Laszlo is disappointed that Nadja finds his pornos boring.
Nandor learns that his home nation was destroyed in 1401 and sets out to become an American citizen. Nadja checks on Jenna and teaches her how to embrace her new vampiric nature.
The Vampiric Council assembles to determine who killed Afanas. Colin buys an umbrella, and Guillermo meets some fellow familiars.
Afanas wants to see the New World that he wants the vampires to conquer, so they go out clubbing.
When Laszlo in his bat form is captured by Animal Control, the others go to rescue him... except Nadja, who seeks out the current reincarnation of her former lover Gregor.
The vampires travel to a club in Manhattan to form an alliance with Simon the Devious, a fellow vampire who came over with them from the Old World.
The werewolves of Staten Island launch an attack on Laszlo's vulva topiaries, threatening the age-old truce between werewolves and vampires. Colin discovers that an advanced form of energy vampire has taken up residence in his office.
The vampires try to work out how to conquer the New World, and Colin suggests that they start with the Staten Island city council. Nadja goes her own way and seduces Jenna.
The vampires prepare for a visit from Baron Afanas from the Old World, and Guillermo assumes that his 10th anniversary celebration as a familiar is part of the party. Nadja believes that a modern man is the incarnation of her decapitated lover Gregor.
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